Thousands of panic stricken English refugees from rampant Toryism are reported to be braving the raging torrents of the River Tweed to seek sanctuary in Scotland. A resettlement centre has been set up in Moffat where volunteers are deep-frying Mars Bars to feed the hungry masses.
A Scottish government spokesman has been reported as saying that the bill for all this will be sent to England...
Update: Roads into Scotland are packed with refugees.
Update: Roads into Scotland are packed with refugees.
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