Thursday 16 July 2015

Uniqlo sex video takes China by storm

The web is rocking with laughter over the Uniqlo sex video which emerged just a few hours ago in the West, having taken China by storm. The mocking laughter is not down to the video, albeit it is pretty crap, but to the reaction of the Chinese authorities who are throwing a fit over it. Seems like a tight one as well, although not quite as pleasurable as the one that this little Chinese cracker experienced.

The story as far as we know it involves the Peking branch of Uniqlo, and two couples who decided to join the porn trade by grabbing a video in one of the changing rooms. The video that is going the rounds now only shows one couple fully, with brief snatches of the other. By all accounts the full video runs for eight minutes, but all we have at the moment is the one minute version.

This fairly mild clip has caused the Chinese government to go into full Mrs Grundy mode with one senior censor claiming  "The vulgar video had spread like a virus online and clashed with socialist core values."

How he managed to say that with a straight face in a land that prides itself on the number of rich bastards that it has is anyone's guess, but the rest of the country seems to be sitting back and laughing its collective head off. One cartoonist has already produced a parody of the couple with the heads of the Chinese president and his missus replacing the faces of the real couple.

I suppose after all that you will want to see the video. I also suppose that you are too bone-idle  to go and download it from the torrent sites. 

Go on then, here you go:

1 comment:

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