Tuesday 28 January 2014

Teaching a mouthy cyclist some manners

I don't have anything against cyclists. As a cheap from of transport for the urban poor, or kids going to school, a bike really has a lot going for it. This guy was happy to pose for the camera in Mexico City on the 24th December 2013 as he piled his booze on the back of his bike, making sure that it was firmly tied down:

The guy explained to me that one day he plans to buy a car, and I told him that one day I plan to fuck Salma Hayek, and we both had a laugh at our respective fantasies and wished one another a Merry Christmas before he cycled off to get ready for his glorious festive piss up.

So, yours truly really does have nothing against bikes, just so long as the riders treat them as a cheap and cheerful way to get about the city.

Alas, that is not the case everywhere, especially not in London where the sanctimonious, self-righteous middle class have taken to peddling around with a complete indifference to everyone else. Occasionally, though, the fuckers get their comeuppance:

Take this gobby bugger as a case in point. He picks a fight with a motorist, who drives off to get away from the loon. The cyclist then peddles madly to catch the car at the next set of lights and proceeds to give the driver a mouthful of abuse - and gets a perfectly delivered left hook when the driver gets out of his car to put the ponce in his place.

As you can see, at that point the cyclist runs away like a little doggie that has just been kicked as types like him usually do when someone stands up to them:

It has been a long time since I have seen insolence put so firmly in its place. My congratulations to the motorist on a job well done!

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