Saturday, 14 March 2020

Steak & Blowjob Day Downgraded to Pot Noodle & a Wank Owing to the Coronavirus Crisis


As we all know, Steak and Blowjob Day arrives once a year on the 14th March when women everywhere cook their man a steak and then give him a mindbending blowjob as thanks for all the flowers, chocolates and attention they received on Valentine's Day exactly a month before. Alas, this year it has been downgraded to pot noodle and a wank, owing to the Coronavirus crisis.

We must all make sacrifices, I suppose.


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